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上传于：2024-04-09
《英美幽默笑话365则》（任义生 主编，世界知识出版社）
176. Irrelevant Answer
Mother: I left two pieces of cakes in the cupboard last night and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Child: I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other one.
178. Who Should Feel More Ashamed?
Judge addresses the man in the courtroom, “Don’t you feel ashamed, coming here for the fourth time?”
The man replies, “I’m here for the fourth time—you come every day!”
180. Too Smart for Dad
“Young man,” said the angry fat