特别适合用来逗人开心的英语冷笑话三则

特别适合用来退人开心的英语冷英话三则 英国人有他们独特的英式幽默，他们流传的英语冷笑话让人会心一笑， 今天，我给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语冷笑话，希望大家能 开心开心，一起来看看吧! The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. “Its all right,”said a gentleman,“dont be afraid，Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite?” Ah，yes” answered the little girl.“I know the proverb，but does the dog know the proverb，too?” 个小女孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系,“一位先生说,“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗; 呐狗不咬 人。“ “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?” One student to another:“How are your English lessons coming along?” “Fine，I used to be one who couldnt understand the English men, and now its the English men who cant understand me.“ 一位学生对另一位说:“你的英语最近学的怎么样?”  “很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。” An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear， went into a shop and asked the shopm