愚人节英语笑话集锦.doc

愚人节英语笑话集锦 　　1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 　　答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) 　　2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) 　　答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 　　3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) 　　答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) 　　4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?) 　　答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) 　　5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) 　　答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树) 　　6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?) 　　答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) 　　7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 　　答：He's mak