经典趣味幽默笑话

经典趣味幽默笑话 Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys? 体育老师: 孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗? Nick: Yes sir，uite often. I saw it even last night.， 尼克:是的，老师，经常见。昨天夜里我还见过呢? Teacher: Please tell us something about it 老师: 那你就给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。 Nick:，0h，sorry，sir，My father always says， “Domestic shame should not be published.” 尼克:啊，对不起，老师。我爸区常说:“家丑不可外 There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or Write. 从前，有一个地主是个既不会读也不会写的文言，但 他却偏要在人前装作很有学问。 One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests，a Servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow，The landlord was afraid that  his guests would know he was unable to read or write， So he opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said to the servant，“0K，please tell him 工 11 go there myself in a few minutes. ” 一天，当地主正和宾客聊天的时候，仆人走进来递给 他一封信，信上请他出借一头牛。地主害怕被客人知道自己 是个文言，于是他打开信封，瞧了叭信上的字，然后对仆人 说:“好的，你告诉他我等一下自己过去。” The grizzled old sea captain was uizzing a young， tyTro naval student. 一个头发灰白的老船长在测验一个从海军学校毕业 的新手。 “What steps would you take if a sudden storm came up on the starboard2” “如果船的右弦突然天起了暴风雨，你会采取什么措 施?” “IT d throw out an anchor，sSir. ” “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft2” “如果船尾也乔起了暴风雨，你会怎么做?” “Id throw out another anc