经典趣味英语笑话

经典趣味英语笑话 After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests，At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV，“Honey，go see if the kitchen light is on or not?” After a while，her son returned and said， “Ma，the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all.” 晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽 然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道:“宝贝，去 看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来 说: “妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。” 经典趣味英语笑话: One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely (严格地，严厉地) . Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives” directions and counsel (劝告，建议) to step to the left side of the hall， Al11 the men did so but one little man Who moved to the right.  It”s good to see，said the king，that we have one real man in the kingdom。 Tell these chickenhearted(胆 小的) dunces (傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hal1. Your Majesty，came the reply in a squealing voice， it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. 古代有一个国王，他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们 传说的那样，受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召 到跟前，人警告说，哪个男人胆敢不说实话，就会受到严厉的 惩罚。 然后，他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大 打的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧，只有一个小个子男人 站到了右侧。 国王说: 看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉，真是 令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋，为什么在他们当中只有你 一个人站在大厅的右侧。 陛下，那人尖声地回答: 因为在我出门之前，我老婆告 诉我不要扎堆。 经典趣味英语笑话: 万能的圣诞老人并非哈都知道 As a little girl climbed onto Santa”s lap，Santa asked the usual，“hAnd what would you 1like for  Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute，then gasped: “Didn”t you get my E-mail9” 一个女孩疏到圣诞老人的膝盖上，圣诞老人例行公事的 问:“今年圣诞节你想要什么呢?” 孩子输大眼睛惊讶的望着圣诞老人一分钟都没讲话，然 后喘着气说到:“你没收到我的电子邮件吗?(我想要什么都 写上面了，万能的圣诞老人咋能不知道捍) ” Once upon a time，there lived a rich man，but he didn”t know any words. One day，one of his friends wanted to borrow an oxX from him，so he wrote a