5则趣味英语笑话

5 则趣味英语笑话 导语: 今天分享 5 则趣味英语笑话，欢迎阅读! 趣味英语笑话一 A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick， and called in abiologist，a chemist， and a physicist to help diagnose the problem。，The biologist observed the chickens，concluding，“I can tell you there”s something wrong with your chickens， but Idon”t know what”s causing it. ”The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab，and returned saying，“I can tell you what”s infecting your chickens，but I don”t know how they got it.” Meanwhile，the physicist had been sitting on the floor， scribbling madly on several notebooks worth of paper. Suddenly，he jumped up，exclaiming，“I have the answer， but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum ” 有个农民注意到他的鸡病了，于是请来一位生物学 家，一位化学家，以及一位物理学家来帮忙诊断。这位生物 学家观察了鸡下了结论:“我知道你的鸡出了什么问题，但 是我不知道是什么导致的”化学家从鸡身上取了液体样本 回实验室，返回后解释:“我知道是什么使鸡感染，但是不  知道是怎么感染到。”与此同时，物理学家坐在地上，在笔 记上胡乱记下对论文有价值的材料。突然，他跳了起来，大 串:“我有答案了，但这只针对真空中的球形鸡有用。 趣味英语笑话二 Heisenberg is out for a drive when he”s stopped by a traffic cop。The cop says “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says “No， but I know where I am ” 海森堡开车出来时被交警拦下，交警问他:“你知道 你开得有多快吗?”海森堡回答说:“我不知道，但是我知道 我在中。” 趣味英语笑话三 Ivan came home with a bloody nose 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。 and his mother asked， “What happened?” 他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” “A kid bit me,” replied Ivan “ 一个男孩咬了我一口, ”伊凡说。 “Would you recognize him if you saw him again2” asked his mother. “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。 “T d know him any where,” said Ivan. “他走到哪里我都能认出他, ”伊凡说。  “IT have his ear in my pocket.” “他的耳杀还在我衣守里呢。” 趣味英语笑话四 Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。 Everyday，thousands of people passed his door， 每天都有数千人经过他的门口， and a lot of them stopped and asked him，“What”