英语笑话笑破肚子

英语笑话笑破肚子 笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者 和讲者都会感到快乐、 欣喜 ，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看 看英语笑话笑破肚子吧! 英语笑话笑破肚子(一) Once there was a scholar who was very poor ,but was very much concerned with his reputation. One evening , a thief broke into the scholars house ,but he could find nothing worth stealing. So he said ,What bad lucky Ihave hit upon a real beggars"Hearing this ,the scholar fished out little money he had from his bed head , and went after the thief. He stopped the thief and whispered to him ，"You come at a most inopportune time. Would you please make do with this little money2 But for Heaven's sake don't talk about it in front of anyone all means leave me a little face , eh?” 从前有个读书人家里很穷，却很爱面子。一天晚上， 小 偷到他家来行窃，却没有东西值得一偷，就说:上气，我算 碰到真正的穷抑了"读书人听见了，就从床头摸出仅有的几 文钱， 追上去拦住小偷，轻轻地说:你来得真不配。请将就 些把这些钱拿去。不过在人家面前，你可千万不要随便说 ， 给我留点面子啊。”  英语笑话笑破肚子(二) In 2005 Japan made a new robot. lt can take care of a child. The new robot is called iPapero. It weighs ”pounds， and has abody of by and by inches. 2005 年，日本制造了一个新的机器人。它会照看小防 英语笑话笑破肚子。这个新机器人叫做 iPapero。它磅重 ， 身体是xx英寸。 iPapero is a small robot, but it has many special skills. lt can recognize and remember up to ten faces and use its eight separate electronic ears to understand human voices even in noisy situations. lt also plays games with children when they are unhappy, or sing songs or ask quizzes to entertain the child. If the child is bored, iPapero will change new songs and quizzes so that it doesn't repeat itself. The robot babysitter even has a cell phone to call a parent when the child asks for his mother. iPapero 是个小机器人，但它有很多特殊的技能。它能 识别和记忆多达十张脸，即使是在吵闹的情况下，它也能用 它八只分开的电子耳洒听懂人的声音英语笑话笑破肚子。当 孩子们不高兴时，它还和他们玩游戏、唱歌或猜这语